Jul 112013
Sun-Staches “The Original Mustache Sunglasses” Catch eyes. Turn heads. BE THE PARTY. (The 4th of July Independence Day Stache)
- Perfect for women, kids and other stache-less human beings!
- High Quality! 100% Percent UV400 Protection!
- Great for Halloween! Kids! Women! Baby-faced men!
- Great for Movember
SUN-STACHES ARE THE NEW CRAZE! They are a new, fun style of eye-ware, featuring what else? But a marvelous mustache! Need to look debonair for tonight’s cocktail party? Looking for that extra touch of class for your next soiree? Sun-Staches are the answer to all your fashion follies. They’re perfect for Halloween, parties, concerts and gag gifts for you and your friends. Sun-Staches are about having FUN! So, when you get your STACHE-tacular shades, take some photos and upload em to www.facebook
List Price: $ 12.99
Price: $ 12.99
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I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION!,
…but I’m NOT shaving it for later!
What is it you want? Do you want Money? Power? Respect? Women… Men? Sun-Staches, dear answer seekers, are the key. Tap into the ancient knowledge and energy of the mustache. Harness its abilities, control its strength, master it’s might. Use it for good… or evil. With a great mustache, comes great responsibility. So, beware my power hungry friends, for respect the mustache or watch it consume your soul!
The guide on your pubic path,
Jables
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|These sun-staches give me instant street cred.,
I am a huge dork. I mean, my goal in life when I was younger was to be the future Mrs. Wesley Crusher. So now, in my 30s, I feel like I’m just a bit out of touch with the kids these days.
But I put these babies on and suddenly I’m the Hipster Queen. That’s right. Not only do I finally feel like I fit in, but my relationship with my hipster teenager has improved ten-fold. Suddenly, it’s cool to love Battlestar Galactica, and when I use my sonic screwdriver pen, other people actually recognize it!
The Geeks have indeed inherited this earth, friends. Get your sunstaches and join them. Strike while the irony is hot!
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|These are not to stache.,
Sunglasses, in my house, tend to break within minutes. We either sit on them or stash them away to later discover bent and broken glasses. The Sun-Staches are a whole different story. These are not to be taken off or put away… the sun-staches make you not only see better, but smell sweeter, look cooler and basically give off an amazing vibe that shakes everyone and everything within a 100 ft radius. When I walk down the street in a pair of Sun-Staches, people ask for autographs, camera photo ops, and the opportunity to give me a smooch. If you want to significantly alter the direction of your life–make grandma proud and make everyone at your next reunion envy everything about you–ORDER A PAIR TODAY!
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