Jun 172013
 

Beat it, Hippie. Doormat

Beat it, Hippie. Doormat

  • 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor Carpet.
  • Washable with hose & brush. Dry flat.
  • Perfect bound stitched edges.”
  • Size: 18 x 27 (in)

This indoor/outdoor doormat offers up a hysterical interactive greeting for homes, offices and starter mansions. Made of 100% Olefin with bound stitched edges.

List Price: $ 17.00

Price: $ 17.00

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  3 Responses to “Beat it, Hippie. Doormat”

  1. 12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars
    One Well Behaved Mat, September 26, 2012
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    I’ve seen a lot of mats in my day, but believe you me, this one’s a keeper. To begin with, it needed no training whatsoever. After introducing it to its new environment, I told it to “Stay!” and it did. It unflaggingly projects a clear message to those who approach my door and it’s always there for me when I come home. Although it stays out late, it’s on the job first thing every morning. The only complaint I have is that it doesn’t actually deter hippies. My children continue to walk through my door.

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  2. 8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars
    Really works!, October 7, 2012
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    We recently moved to a new area with a high hippie population, so naturally I was worried. Thanks to the “Beat it, Hippie” mat, I can sleep soundly at night knowing my family is protected from the constant annoyance of hippies!

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  3. 8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
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    My hippie problem is gone!, June 2, 2012
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    The rug is a rug. In that capacity it works fine. I’ve used it to berate hippies at work for the past couple of months and the foul stench of hippies has never been less prevalent.

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